Be Gay For A Day

A picture is worth a thousand sodomizations.

Some people continue to proclaim that homoeroticism is running rampant in sports. I have historically disagreed with this assessment, despite the fact that we’ve reported on everything from Gatorade penises, to intra-squad gangbangs, to violent same-sex nut-muggings. But in the unending quest for naked pictures of my high school crush, I continue to compile a growing body of evidence that suggests some athletes may indeed be cock gobbling butt pirates. I submit the following images as exhibits A through whatever.

I’m pretty sure this is illegal in all 53 states.


The best part is the impending ass smack.


They were doing it …for their country.


“Holy crap …am I butt ramming this guy?!”


“A little to the right …now to the left …a little higher …YES!!”


[Insert Blue Oyster Bar reference here]


“Stop struggling and suck that nipple, bitch.”


If you’re a professional athlete and pose for a picture like this you might as well have the word “Gay” tattooed on your forehead. (and yes …that is Manu)


This one is wrestling instead of basketball, but Jesus square-dancing Christ…

“Dear, God…WHYYYYYYY?!”


Labels: Manu Ginobili / Be Gay For A Day


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