Be Gay For A Day

 

Kobe Bryant lowlight film.

While surfing for nothing “special” on YouTube (seriously), I came across this espacular video of  “how much Kobe Bryant sucks and is overrated.” It’s chock-full of airballs, blown dunks, and turnovers. You also get to watch Kobe be posterized, have his shot stuffed (including once particularly vicious atom smasher by Greg Ostertag), and get punched in the face …more than once. The ultimate Kobe ego-ectomy!! Ya I know that watching Kobe being humilated has got nothing to do with some serious love, but I still think that this man is totally gay!

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A better anti Kobe video… We hope!

(Be Gay For A Day 27/7 2006 @ 15.00)

I was pretty excited to post the Kobe Bryant lowlight video earlier today. For me, that video was like Christmas, No Pants Day, and a bar mitzvah …all rolled up into one. But reader John disagreed. He thought the video was lame.

“No offense – since I do like seeing Kobe shut down – but that’s a pretty weak video. I mean, half of the players schooling him aren’t even on those teams anymore, let alone still in the league itself. I mean, Steve Smith on the Blazers? John Stockton on the Jazz?”

“That comment was as disappointing as slipping your hand into a stripper’s bra and instead of being greeted by a firm, erect nipple ready to chant out the letters in your name, you yank out a wad of sweaty Kleenex. Thanks for being my wet blanket.”– John S.

How can you discriminate against that video just because some of the clips are a few years old? Is Mozart’s music any less meaningful because he’s a couple hundred years dead? Is an original work by Picasso any less stunning because he didn’t paint it yesterday? And, even more importantly, is Kobe trying to rap any less hilarious because he did it in the late 90s? To each of these, I say: No.

Ya, what do you say? Gay…?

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But here at Silent Assassin, we are nothing if not proactive in pleasing our audience. Therefore I give you this: a more up-to-date anti-Kobe video. It lovingly recreates the Lakers’ first round playoff loss to the Suns, including several different angles of Raja Bell’s infamous clothesline, which, frankly, I never get tried or watching. Enjoy!

Hahahahaha!!! Did it hurt?

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Labels: Kobe Bryant / Greg Ostertag / Steve Smith / John Stockton / Raja Bell / Utah Jazz / Portland Trail Blazers / Los Angeles Lakers / Phoenix Suns / Be Gay For A Day

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